Funny Scottish Wedding Sayings Scottish Wedding....funny Or Not?

Scottish wedding....funny or not? - funny scottish wedding sayings

Two boys from Glasgow, Archie and Jock are sitting at the bar discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.


"Oh, everything is magic," said Jock. "I organized everything and flowers, church, cars, reception, rings, the minister, even ma stag ...

Archie nods.

"Hell, I even bought a kilt to marry!" Next Jock.

"A kilt? Archie exclaims:" That's great, you see that smart in pure!

"So, what's the tartan?" Archie then asks.

"Och," says Jock, "I think it's empty ..."

15 comments:

lilmissd... said...

Haha. I just e-mail all my friends.

lilmissd... said...

Haha. I just e-mail all my friends.

lilmissd... said...

Haha. I just e-mail all my friends.

HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters said...

white as a refrigerator and cooker.lol

BRIAN M said...

very good! lol a star

Brooke said...

Muy Bueno!

He had a good laugh in this case! *

Brooke said...

Muy Bueno!

He had a good laugh in this case! *

blackcat XIII said...

lol

Forest Flame said...

omg he was referring to his girlfriend. Leave the NA and cakes. lol

Forest Flame said...

omg he was referring to his girlfriend. Leave the NA and cakes. lol

MRS NICE said...

Funny .... , 0)

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